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orangtua



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PostSubject: Just for Laughs ...   Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:46 am

The Stranger on the plane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass,
the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know SHIT ?"
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PostSubject: Re: Just for Laughs ...   Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:50 am

> My 3 Wishes ...
>
> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
>
> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
> you three wishes."
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
> to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
>
> The woman said, "That's okay."
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
> world.
>
> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> will flock to".
>
> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> woman and he will have eyes only for me."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>
> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
>
> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
> his is mine."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
> like a mild heart attack."
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>
>
> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Please
> stop here and continue feeling good.

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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder
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> Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Little Red Riding Hood   Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:03 pm

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big
bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have,
Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a
bush.
My,what big ears you have, Mr.Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two miles down the road
Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched
down behind a rock. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." With that
the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to
poop!
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