> My 3 Wishes ...
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> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
> you three wishes."
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
> to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
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> The woman said, "That's okay."
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> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
> world.
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> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> will flock to".
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> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> woman and he will have eyes only for me."
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> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
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> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
> his is mine."
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> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
> like a mild heart attack."
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Please
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder
> than his wife
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